The Kalem Society

Okay, so some of you may have already noticed that the giant zombie has been naked this whole time. Well that's because it always bugged me how the Incredible Hulk's pants always fit. Some how I can accept Gama Radiation Superstrength, but not magic shorts.

And yet despite my need for realism, I don't want to see the Hulk's big, green penis. I just don't. No thanks.

But I also don't like "censored" tabs. I feel very strongly against censorship in general, and the idea that the human body is obscene is a notion that makes me, as a human, feel insulted. I don't understand why more people don't get upset about the accusation that we are all obscene underneath or clothes. Perhaps more importantly, censored tabs are ugly. They mess up a composition and always look out of place.

So I came up with a compromise. Remember in the Austin Powers films there would always be a scene where the characters wander around naked for a bit, but there's always something conveniantly in the way of the camera? Well that's what I've been going for.

This was all well and good until I became aware that apparently there is a vocal minority out there that really wants to see some giant zombie pelvis. And I thought, who am I to let them down? To be fair to the rest of the audience, who can never un-see a giant zombie pelvis, the regular archive will link to this censored version of page #30.

For the vocal minority, to appease their uncompromising vision of a world where giant zombie nudists are free to be themselves, I give you this link to the uncensored version.

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ABOMINATION: RUUU-ARRHHhhhh!!!...

BALDRIC: Oh crap. Initiating emergency counter measures!

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