The Kalem Society

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JAROVIT: George Meredith.

GEIST: Like the author? Any relation?

JAROVIT: Real last name is classified at his request.

GEIST: Oh, I get it. The Egoist. I suppose that's sort of clever.

JAROVIT: I thought zo, too.

GEIST: He chose it himself?

JAROVIT: Probably. Ve can ask him, later.

GEIST: Where is he from?

JAROVIT: Not sure. He's American. Creole, I believe, or maybe Cajun.

GEIST: No accent.

JAROVIT: He hides it vell, but I pick up on it.

TRENT: So... What kind of enemies do ya think are spying on us?

GEORGE: We can't be sure.

TRENT: Man, yer paranoid.

SFX: pop bonk Zzzt! Zzzt!

GEIST: I want him on the team, kiddo.

JAROVIT: I know, I know, old man. That is vhy you ask zo much questions.

GEIST: We need a proper mentalist. With Boswick Zolo gone, the brainwork's been slow and tedious. We could really put him to good use.

JAROVIT: More importantly, Geist, I believe he needs us. This is important step in his Life's journey. I can sense it. A position on the International Strike Force vill lead to him realizink his potential as a man.

GEIST: Heh. Okay, if we're offering such life-changing opportunities, why don't you accept the salaried position and spend more time working for the Society?

JAROVIT: I go vhere I am needed. Vhen the Society has need of me, I vill be here for it. Vhen others need me, I must go. "The true meaning of life is to plant trees, under whose shade you do not expect to sit."

GEIST: You're doing it again.

JAROVIT: Blast. Who said that one?

GEIST: One of the enlightened Shaolin masters.

JAROVIT: Really?

GEIST: You wish. Nelson Henderson. He was a farmer.

JAROVIT: Haha... I like that.

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