The Kalem Society

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BATTLE: Bang Bang

NECROMANCER: Ha! I too can enter the realm of the dead! Satan has granted me power beyond my wildest dreams!

BATTLE: Zap Swoosh Crackle

CAIRN: Oh you'll be dead soon enough, my fists can even hit the stuff dreams are made of.

BATTLE: Throttle-Smack!

CAIRN: ...?

NECROMANCER: You can't do both tricks at once, can you?

BATTLE: Ka-Laserbeam Ka-Arcane Power Ka-Plasma Burst BONK!

NECROMANCER: What... What are you doing?!